Well, according to most mainstream media, Joe Biden may be the next vice president of the United States. You’ll find this news just about anywhere (goes to show those who signed up for the text message definitely weren’t the first to know!)

Oh, and Drudge definitely fell for someone’s idea of a joke. Evan Bayh? Thank God that’s pronounced “bye” and not “bahh,” because that would have been really unfortunate.

OK, so I’m putting this story to rest, I had my first night out in Columbia tonight and I’m tired! Veep reactions later, adios!