Monday, February 26, 2007

  • By Nick at 4:38 pm
  • Filed under: Personal

Eighteen

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I was gushing about my weekend plans this Friday in the newsroom. I really only had one major thing on the agenda: run 18 miles at Yokohl Valley. This guy who I work with, a real cynical guy, asked me, “Why?” I told him I was training for a marathon. He asked again, “Why?” And I told him it made me feel good. And he asked again, “Why?” I think I blubbered something about accomplishing something incredible, and blah blah. He just brushed me off and told me, “You’re crazy.”

marathontable226.jpgI don’t know if he’s right about that. I must be crazy to trump a zillion more pleasant things to do with my weekend by insisting I spend nearly 4 hours slaving in the sun trying to beat the clock. I don’t know, it seemed to make sense at the time.

Unlike the week before, I’ve been doing really well this past week. When I laid out that 122 miles on that little .jpg graph last week, it made me feel more inclined to complete my miles for the week. Of course, whenever I complete my plan for the week, I always feel good. Since it’s been up and down the past few weeks, I guess I really wanted to feel like I was pulling it together for the big day. That day, of course, is this Saturday.

Last year, when I was training for the Rock ‘n’ Roll Marathon in San Diego, I never ran the 18-mile training day. I did 16 miles in Athens when I was visiting in Georgia, but that was hardly comparable to what I accomplished this weekend. I remember walking a great deal and I don’t think I even completed 16 miles. I was just above 15 when I finished. This past weekend, I kept myself above my goal 10:17 pace with the exception of one mile, which included the most grueling hill of the entire circuit. I let it slide.

yokohl2.jpgMy only problem at this point is the water breaks. The only way anyone can really finish a marathon for the first time without extensive experience is by breaking it down into small pieces. The way I see it, I’m just running two miles until the next water break. When I get there and am refreshed, I take on another two and possible take a gel to help increase my energy. This has been a real problem on days like Saturday. After hills like the one I just mentioned, I tend to sit on a stump sipping my Gatorade and taking a break. During the marathon, that’s not an option.

I will probably break a few times for my 20-mile training day — I have to. It’s so long, it’s probably impossible for me to take it all in one gulp. I think once I finish this grueling day and throttle back to shorter runs. I may try to scale back my break times. During the marathon, there being no stumps to sit on, I will probably have to get by with an occasional stroll through a water stop or a light jog.

Anyways, I did take pictures as I promised. I may share some more next week. I can’t believe how good I looked before taking on the day! It’s amazing how much eighteen miles takes out of you.

But, I can honestly say, it was worth it.

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Thursday, February 22, 2007

  • By Nick at 5:42 pm
  • Filed under: News

Pinup pinned down in court

The saga that was Anna Nicole Simpson’s life doesn’t seem to have been snuffed like a candle in the wind. Despite rising to that glorious centerfold spread in the sky, various lovers, family members and diabetic lawyers have positioned themselves in an all out brawl over who’s going to get her body.

It’s pathetic:

Emotional judge rules on Smith’s body
CNN

annamom.jpgMIAMI, Florida — Custody of the body of former centerfold Anna Nicole Smith was awarded today to the guardian for her 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn, by Broward Circuit Judge Larry Seidlin.

Seidlin directed the guardian — Richard Milstein — to consult with Howard K. Stern, Smith’s partner and lawyer at the time of her death; Larry Birkhead, Smith’s former boyfriend; and Virgie Arthur, Smith’s mother, about burial plans.

Smith died February 8 in a Florida hotel, but the cause is still unknown.

Shortly after the ruling, it appeared all the parties had agreed to a burial in the Bahamas.

Thursday’s ruling capped several days of unusual courtroom proceedings that touched on child custody and paternity, though the issue at hand was limited to the disposition of Smith’s body. Some called the proceedings a circus.

Before ruling, Seidlin told the parties in the case, “I feel for you, I absolutely feel for you.”

“I’ve reviewed absolutely everything. I’ve suffered with this,” Seidlin said.

He addressed Smith’s mother several times as “mama” and told her and the others he was trying to reach an equitable decision.

I think it’s pretty sad that these grown adults can’t come to a consensus on the wishes of the departed. I think it’s pretty clear she cared very deeply for her son, Daniel Smith, and wanted to be buried in the Bahamas with him. I don’t know why this idiot judge let her estranged mother spend more than 2 seconds in that courtroom. It’s perfectly clear she’s only after a slice of the silicone…err, money.

I truly hope the judgment means Smith’s body will be buried next to her son. I’m sure that’s what she would have wanted.

But on a lighter note, we really do have more to look forward to from Anna Nicole Smith. Even in death, she never ceases to amaze.

Meanwhile I have a huge itch to go watch the Anna Nicole Smith Show. Anna! Anna! Anna! Anna! Anna Nicole!

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

  • By Nick at 6:44 pm
  • Filed under: Film

Jesus Camp

jesuscamp.jpgAs the credits rolled after the documentary film Jesus Camp and the raised eyebrow on my face began to dip south, I started to realized the fundamental flaw in characterizing the film as a documentary. This film is a certified horror movie. Scariest thing I’ve seen all year.

The documentary, by directors Heidi Ewing and Rachel Grady, chronicles only a very thin slice of evangelical Christians in the United States. Most of the film focuses on the children’s ministry of one Becky Fischer, who actively evangelizes to children and encourages them to spread the gospel amongst their family, friends and community.

The scene of the film is rather horrific, the number one worst day of the Bush presidency: Sandra Day O’Conner’s announcement that she is stepping down from the Supreme Court. The stage is set for what evangelical Christians consider paramount to their agenda of re-establishing a Christian government in the United States. The cameras then descend on one of Fischer’s children’s conferences where kids are indoctrinated with the Christian faith.

What’s really horrific about this film is the extent that these poor children have been completely mind-warped by this twisted woman. The film revolves around a boy and a girl, Levi and Rachel, who actively press strangers about the Christian fate, even asking one man, “If you died right now, where do you think you’ll go?” At parts in the film, the kids are even encouraged to speak in tongues as adults press their hands on them to encourage the “holy spirit.”

I don’t know where to start with this movie. It’s an excellent documentary and I think the filmmakers were very fair to Fischer and her cause. Even though she has been forced to shut down the “Kids on Fire” summer camp due to negative reaction to the film, she herself has stopped short to condemn the film. She feels the film helps communicate her message of faith and our children to the world. I couldn’t agree with her more, I’m getting her message loud and clear.

She begins the film watching some of the filmmakers raw footage and remarks, “Liberals must be shaking in their boots when they see this!” I wouldn’t label myself a “liberal,” though I was shaking, but not because of my fear of the rising tide of evangelical youth prepared to spread the word or God to the masses. I felt very sorry for these children, who no longer play with action figures and dolls, play in baseball leagues and softball, they are forced to handle more difficult concepts like abortion and culture war in their parent’s and pastor’s despicable plot to impose their political will on this nation.

I am thankful that I never had to experience the kind of spiritual agony these kids must endure. I can’t tell you how many times I could imagine every word through these children’s mouths came from someplace else. They are mindless androids, and denying them the right to learn and make their own decisions is, as one commentator in the film suggests, a mortal sin.

If you’re dying to see this film, please pick it up. But don’t turn the light off…